McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Join our Patreon for as little as $5 a month and get access to author interviews, content calls, discounts at our store, and more. Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
Short Imagined Monologues
Send your short imagined monologues to websubmissions@mcsweeneys.net.
-
March 5, 2008The Most Complicated Game
-
February 26, 2008Potsie’s Breakdown
-
February 14, 2008Heart for Sale, Slightly Torn
-
February 5, 2008I Can’t Remain Your Girlfriend Just Because Your Best Friend Is in a Coma
-
January 29, 2008Fellow Grocery Shoppers of Checkout Line No. 6
-
January 22, 2008An Orca Goes Drinking, Talks About His Career
-
December 20, 2007Jesus Christ Decides He Doesn’t Want to Celebrate His Birthday This Year
-
December 18, 2007Let Me Assure You, Joanie. I Am Freezing
-
December 11, 2007Blake, Alec Baldwin’s Character From the Movie Version of Glengarry Glen Ross, Motivates Some Fourth-Graders
-
November 28, 2007Christopher Robin Stages an Intervention
-
November 13, 2007An Inarticulate, Self-Consciously Ironic Voice of His Twentysomething Generation Makes an Opening Statement for His Client in a Corporate-Fraud Case
-
November 6, 2007My Workplace Eulogy, as Given by My Boss, in Office Jargon