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Short Imagined Monologues
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October 25, 2010I, Hang in There Kitty, Am Pretty Sure This Will Be the Day That I Finally Fall to My Death
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October 1, 2010I Am the Invisible Thing That Holds Together the Two Halves of a Compound Word
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September 21, 2010The Artist Plays Basketball
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September 14, 2010I am a Birthday-Party Magician in a Midwestern Town
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September 8, 2010The Only Juggalo Graduate Student Hangs Up the Hatchet
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August 31, 2010A Father Tells His Eight-Month-Old Son to Scatter His Ashes On Top of All the Places That This Asshole He Knows From Work Is Going to Have His Ashes Scattered
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August 16, 2010A Guy With Food Poisoning Prepares to Take Back a Hijacked Plane
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August 5, 2010Buddy Holly Posthumously Accepts His Posthumous Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
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July 7, 2010I Am the Period at the End of This Paragraph
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June 22, 2010We Are Going to Turn This Fake Christmas Tree Into an Art Piece So I Don’t Have to Haul it Down to the Basement Again
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June 15, 2010I’m Comic Sans, Asshole
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May 31, 2010Friedrich Nietzsche, Chain-Restaurant Bartender