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Short Imagined Monologues
Send your short imagined monologues to websubmissions@mcsweeneys.net.
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July 31, 2012My Semester Abroad Gives Me Ownership of this Cultural Event
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July 23, 2012The Man Who Tripped and Fell in His Living Room One Afternoon and Died
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July 16, 2012I am Young, Vapid, and Want to Complain
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July 10, 2012No Matter How You Slice it, We’ve Been Stuck in This Elevator for Three Days
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June 25, 2012A Mayoral Candidate Explains His Behavior at Last Night’s Debate
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June 18, 2012An Antelope from The Lion King Wonders Why He Was Invited to the Celebration of Simba’s Birth
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June 11, 2012Salvador Dali, Wedding Photographer
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June 5, 2012A Classmate Has Some Notes About the Psychedelic-Mushroom Scene in Your Short Story
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May 29, 2012Willy Loman Contemplates Twittercide
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May 15, 2012A Frustrated Chief Executive Engineer Addresses His Staff Entirely Composed of Disney Imagineers
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May 7, 2012A Failed Chef Has an Epiphany
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March 29, 2012Ralph Waldo Emerson Pitches the Snuggie on the Home Shopping Network