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Short Imagined Monologues
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April 18, 2014The Holy Spirit Reacts to Jesus Sitting At the Right Hand of The Father
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April 15, 2014An Accountant Helps a Manic Pixie Dream Girl with Her Taxes
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March 31, 2014This Authentic Food is Delicious, But I Think My Mouth is On Fire
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March 26, 2014Hey Everyone, I’m Going to Have a Loud Phone Conversation On This Crowded Bus
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March 13, 2014I Should Get the First Lifeboat Because I Am In Advertising
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February 26, 2014Henry David Thoreau Can’t Take Much More of These Goddamn Steam Whistles
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February 18, 2014The General Manager of the Philadelphia 76ers Apologizes to the Team’s Fans
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January 31, 2014A Puppy Bowl Coach’s Pre-Game Locker Room Speech
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January 24, 2014Noted Sociologist Elemér Hankiss Serves You Ice Cream at Baskin Robbins
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January 6, 2014I’m Just a Fucking Cat
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December 23, 2013Blanche DuBois Gives You a Tour of Her Company’s Christmas Party
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December 19, 2013I’m the Best Story Idea You’ve Ever Had