I Hope These Messages In Bottles Are Found In the Same Order That They Were Written

Copy and Paste Any of These Out-of-Office Replies for Your Personal Use

Adventure Week: As Far As The Eye Can See, Part 2 Of 2.

Selected Messages from the More Than 600 Posted on Yahoo News in Response to a Story About the University of Wisconsin at Madison Developing an Ultraviolet Laser to Slice Cheese by “Blasting Apart the Molecular Bonds.”

Andrew W.K.‘s Inspirational Website Messages or Charles Manson’s Poetry?

This Isn’t the Future We at Dippin’ Dots Envisioned

Reviews of New Food: Skittles POP’d Freeze Dried Candy

Hope Is the Thing with Funding—and We’re Yanking Yours

I Am Your Surgeon, and I Will Be Wearing This Hat