messages

Copy and Paste Any of These Out-of-Office Replies for Your Personal Use

Imagined Messages from My Dying Plants

I’ll Ping You

I Hope These Messages In Bottles Are Found In the Same Order That They Were Written

Excerpts From the Collected Answering-Machine Messages of Lyricist Tim Rice

Andrew W.K.‘s Inspirational Website Messages or Charles Manson’s Poetry?

Selected Messages from the More Than 600 Posted on Yahoo News in Response to a Story About the University of Wisconsin at Madison Developing an Ultraviolet Laser to Slice Cheese by “Blasting Apart the Molecular Bonds.”

Windows Messages, as if Rewritten by Scott, This Guy Who Bullied Me in the Second Grade.

This Is Mitch, Part Two

This Is Mitch, Part One