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Short Imagined Monologues
Send your short imagined monologues to websubmissions@mcsweeneys.net.
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May 29, 2020I’m the String Lights in Your Room, and No, You Don’t Have Your Life Together
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May 19, 2020I Am the Dead Mom from the Mary-Kate and Ashley Movies
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May 14, 2020The Mom from Bird Box Has Some Thoughts About This Pandemic
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May 11, 2020I’m the Quarantine Sitcom You’re Thinking of Writing, and I’m Begging You to Not
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April 22, 2020Who Has Five Atmospheres, Four Layers, One Moon, and Finally Got What They Wanted for Earth Day?
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April 20, 2020Hi, I’m Jesus, and When I Get Back, I Want All the Eggs Hidden
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April 17, 2020The Charmin Bears React to Being Furloughed
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April 8, 2020I Am Ying Ying the Panda, and I Think You Know How My Quarantine Project Is Going
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April 6, 2020I’m Your 5 PM Depression Shower and I’m Back, Baby
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March 30, 2020I Am a Time-Traveler From the Future, and I Am Here to Ask You to Stop Bulk-Buying Toilet Paper
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March 12, 2020I’m Representative Katie Porter’s Whiteboard, and My Girl and I Are About to Kick Your Ass
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February 13, 2020I’m the Valentine’s Card Your Three-Year-Old Made