Recycle it.
Make a collage.
Donate it to Goodwill.
Sell it on eBay.
I don’t know. Do you want it?
Consolidate it into a smaller trunk.
Preserve it so that my grandchildren may have a meaningful connection to their heritage.
Shoot it up.
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Recycle it.
Make a collage.
Donate it to Goodwill.
Sell it on eBay.
I don’t know. Do you want it?
Consolidate it into a smaller trunk.
Preserve it so that my grandchildren may have a meaningful connection to their heritage.
Shoot it up.