“Wow. It’s really surprising that they won the war with their bags falling apart like this.”
“Geez, no wonder they lost. Their bags kept falling apart.”
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“Wow. It’s really surprising that they won the war with their bags falling apart like this.”
“Geez, no wonder they lost. Their bags kept falling apart.”