Places I’ve Walked Into with a Confident Swagger Despite Public Warning - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

Internet Tendency

Daily humor almost every day since 1998.

Daily humor almost every day since 1998.

Limited edition silk screens from Dave Eggers

All sales benefit the new International Library of Youth Writing!
Purchase your own unique work of art, with more being added all the time.

A bathroom in Dallas

My parents’ bedroom

Sixth-grade math class, Tuesday, November 14th, 1988

Fourth-floor ladies’ dressing room, Miller & Rhodes department store, 1986

Please help support our writers and keep our site ad-free by becoming a patron.

Become a patron

Subscribe to McSweeney’s Internet Tendency’s Substack

Suggested Reads

June 25, 2024

Way to Go, You Just Blew Up Our Death Star, the Largest Walkable Community in the Galaxy

by Jack Stebbins
December 16, 2006

Variants of Walking, As Defined by the United States Department of Agriculture

by Ben Rosengart
April 30, 2010

My Romantic Life: A Walking Tour of San Francisco

by J.P. Lacrampe
January 22, 2001

Cause and Effect Rules for Sidewalk Travel

by John Moe

Trending 🔥

May 5, 2025

Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes

by Emily Greenberg and Cliff Mayotte
July 23, 2019

Death of a Music Man

by Nick Hornedo
May 28, 2025

test

by The Editors of McSweeney’s
May 22, 2025

This Isn’t the Future We at Dippin’ Dots Envisioned

by Rachel Koren

Recently

May 22, 2025

This Isn’t the Future We at Dippin’ Dots Envisioned

by Rachel Koren
May 22, 2025

Reviews of New Food: Skittles POP’d Freeze Dried Candy

by John Warner
May 21, 2025

Hope Is the Thing with Funding—and We’re Yanking Yours

by S.M. Strand
May 21, 2025

I Am Your Surgeon, and I Will Be Wearing This Hat

by Eric Bressman