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All posts tagged

turkeys

November 27, 2024

Prepare for the Inevitable Political Arguments at Thanksgiving with the Turkey Poncho

by Evan Waite and River Clegg
November 22, 2021

I Won’t Eat This Tofurky Unless I Can Shove Stuffing Up Its Asshole

by Gracie Beaver-Kairis
November 26, 2019

How to Prepare a Thanksgiving Meal Without Offending Anyone

by Elly Lonon
November 26, 2019

I Am the President’s Pardoned Turkey. Please Kill Me

by José Ferrer
November 20, 2019

Animals Got Problems: Wake Me Up When November Ends

by Jory John and Alyssa Machle John
January 22, 2019

Key Ring Chronicles: Plastic Turkey Charm

by Todd Richard
November 20, 2017

Turkey Recipes for Thanksgiving 2017, a Year in Which We Are Thankful and Definitely Not Crying

by JoJo Franzen
November 23, 2016

How to Brine a Turkey, by H.P. Lovecraft

by Robert Rooney
November 26, 2014

Pardoned Turkeys: Where Are They Now?

by Tom O’Donnell
November 27, 2013

A Turkey Has a Few Words to Say About Turduckens

by Nick Mickowski

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May 5, 2025

Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes

by Emily Greenberg and Cliff Mayotte
July 23, 2019

Death of a Music Man

by Nick Hornedo
May 28, 2025

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by The Editors of McSweeney’s
May 22, 2025

This Isn’t the Future We at Dippin’ Dots Envisioned

by Rachel Koren

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May 22, 2025

This Isn’t the Future We at Dippin’ Dots Envisioned

by Rachel Koren
May 22, 2025

Reviews of New Food: Skittles POP’d Freeze Dried Candy

by John Warner
May 21, 2025

Hope Is the Thing with Funding—and We’re Yanking Yours

by S.M. Strand
May 21, 2025

I Am Your Surgeon, and I Will Be Wearing This Hat

by Eric Bressman