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All posts tagged
parenting
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August 22, 2022I’m Beginning to Think You Don’t Care About the Forty-Eight Pencils I Need for School Orientation Tomorrow
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August 18, 2022Dante Enters the Tenth Circle of Hell: Shoe Shopping for a Toddler
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August 15, 2022Reimagining Famous Movies Based on My Child’s Name for Them
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July 25, 2022Reasons for My Résumé Gap More Reassuring to Employers Than Being a Stay-at-Home Dad
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July 19, 2022The Count from Sesame Street Lists All the Ways You Failed Your Toddler Today
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July 5, 2022Holding My Baby Will Not Be a Stressful Experience for You at All
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June 30, 2022Your Kids Have Been Totally Off Screens and Playing Outside for the Entire Fifteen Minutes Before You Arrived to Pick Them Up
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June 14, 2022My Favorite Controlled Substance Is Daycare
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June 10, 2022We Are Sending an Obscene Amount of Stuff Home with Your Child on the Last Day of School
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June 9, 2022Yes, I Would Be Positively Delighted to Throw Away Your Trash