• Internet Tendency
  • The Store
  • Books Division
  • Quarterly Concern
  • The Believer
  • Donate
McSweeney’s
Internet Tendency
Daily humor almost every day since 1998.
Daily humor almost every day since 1998.
The Believer Magazine

Subscribe today to climb aboard this unstoppable train of a literary journal.

All posts tagged

how-to-e25bf22f-12ed-4ce8-a9eb-88f40dd1f5e1

  • November 25, 2019
    How to Survive Thanksgiving With Your Not-Quite-Leftist-Enough Family
    by Tom Geiger
  • January 22, 2019
    How to Stay Likable While Reporting Sexual Misconduct
    by Pauline Ekholt
  • January 8, 2019
    How to Expertly Orchestrate Your First Kiss: An Easy 51-Step Guide
    by Quinn Boyes
  • January 3, 2019
    How to Bathe a Horse
    by Casey Rand
  • June 9, 2016
    How to Properly Dispose of Your Light Bulbs
    by Jeff Loveness
  • April 5, 2016
    How to Negotiate a Raise (If You’re a Woman)
    by Maura Quint
  • March 29, 2013
    How to Watch Game of Thrones
    by Sarah Walker
  • November 21, 2012
    How to Cook a Turkey
    by Sarah Walker
  • March 29, 2012
    How to Have a One-Night Stand
    by Sarah Walker
  • February 1, 2007
    Sestina: How to Build a Sestina Template in Microsoft Excel
    by Daniel Ari
⇦ 1 2 3
Trending 🔥
  1. May 5, 2025
    Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
    by Emily Greenberg and Cliff Mayotte
  2. July 23, 2019
    Death of a Music Man
    by Nick Hornedo
  3. May 28, 2025
    test
    by The Editors of McSweeney’s
  4. May 22, 2025
    This Isn’t the Future We at Dippin’ Dots Envisioned
    by Rachel Koren
Recently
  • May 22, 2025
    This Isn’t the Future We at Dippin’ Dots Envisioned
    by Rachel Koren
  • May 22, 2025
    Reviews of New Food: Skittles POP’d Freeze Dried Candy
    by John Warner
  • May 21, 2025
    Hope Is the Thing with Funding—and We’re Yanking Yours
    by S.M. Strand
  • May 21, 2025
    I Am Your Surgeon, and I Will Be Wearing This Hat
    by Eric Bressman
McSweeney’s is an independent nonprofit publishing company based in San Francisco.
As well as operating a daily humor website, we also publish Timothy McSweeney’s Quarterly Concern, Illustoria and an ever-growing selection of books under various imprints. You can buy all of these things from our online store. You can support us today by making a donation.

We are committed to our environment. Each year, we purchase carbon offsets commensurate with our estimate of the impact of the printing, shipping, and travel necessary to publish our books and magazines. We are continually working to minimize our impact on the planet by examining every business decision through a lens of sustainability. To support this effort, or to learn more, please write to executive director Amanda Uhle.
  • Internet Tendency
  • The Store
  • Books Division
  • Quarterly Concern
  • The Believer
  • Donate
  • About Us
  • Events
  • Email Newsletter
  • Advertise
  • Store Policy
  • Contact Us
  • Internships
  • Submission Guidelines
Copyright © 1998–2025, McSweeney’s Literary Arts Fund.
All Rights Reserved.
Search Magnifying Glass
  • Internet Tendency
  • The Store
  • Books Division
  • Quarterly Concern
  • The Believer
  • Donate