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  • February 6, 2015
    Everyone’s Hair in Middle School
    by Jessy Randall
  • November 21, 2014
    An Open Letter to My Beloved Woolly Armpits
    by Jennifer Burns
  • June 27, 2014
    An Open Letter to Balding Men from a Bald Man
    by Keith Plocek
  • January 10, 2012
    Mitt Romney’s Haircut Will Not Be Denied
    by Jesse Adelman
  • April 1, 2011
    An Open Letter to the Guy Who Scheduled My Accidental Brazilian
    by Kate Geiselman
  • September 7, 2010
    Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Stephan Horvath Picks Out the Lice
    by Suzanne Yeagley
  • August 30, 2010
    Do People Really Love My New Mustache?
    by Rick Stoeckel
  • October 8, 2009
    Hairstyles That Would Also Make Better Lovers Than My Boyfriend, Bob
    by Rebecca Huval
  • July 13, 2009
    One-Size-Fits-All Hairnets Are a Lie Perpetuated by the Hairnet Industry
    by Brian Beatty
  • August 16, 2007
    Pelé Gets a Brazilian
    by Pasha Malla
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