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A Scene From the Upcoming Film The Elements of Style

The Guy Who Wrote the Floating Text at the Beginning of The Empire Strikes Back Critiques the Floating Text of Star Wars: The Return of the Jedi, Using a Series of Animated PowerPoint Slides That Involve a Number of Compromising Photos of George Lucas

Formatting Terms That Could Also Be Action Films Starring Steven Seagal

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Teacher, gunslinger, magician, intrepid bohemian, lover, cartoonist, and king.”

Quick Pitches: The Teen Horror Film

Non-Essential Mnemonics: McKinley, National, Town, Apollo, Summit, Olentangy

My 2010 Oscar Night Predictions

Horticultural Westerns

A Response By an Aspiring Screenwriter Whose Screenplay Was Turned Down Because It’s Exactly Like Robocop

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “More rum,” demanded the matador. “Damn the tequila. Just rum—Jamaican and bitter.”