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All posts tagged
donald-trump
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April 6, 2020White House Coronavirus Task Force Briefing
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March 25, 2020I Am Glad We Ended Social Distancing So That Our Economy Can Thrive During All This Death
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March 24, 2020We Cannot Let the Cure Be Worse Than The Problem So Let’s Let People Die
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March 19, 2020No President Before Trump Ever Responded More Boldly, Swiftly, and Decisively In the Face of Criticism
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March 16, 2020Is It Just Me, Or Does the Outer God Nyarlathotep Seem Ill-Equipped to Handle an Old-Fashioned Biblical Plague?
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March 12, 2020Pharaoh Decrees: “The Plagues Will Go Away On Their Own”
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March 12, 2020I’m Sorry, But We Are Only Testing People for Anaphylactic Shock If They Have Recently Run Naked Into a Beehive
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March 9, 2020Fear Not, Fellow Democrats — We Still Have Time to Screw Up the Election
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March 6, 2020“A Solid Flu Vaccine”: A Scientist Looks Back On the Day Trump Came Up With a Cure For the Coronavirus
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March 4, 2020I Am the Mythical Obama-Trump Voter, and From Now Until Election Day You Must Worship Me As Your God