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  • October 25, 2010
    I, Hang in There Kitty, Am Pretty Sure This Will Be the Day That I Finally Fall to My Death
    by Julia McCloy
  • June 8, 2009
    Dispatches From a Hangdog Bankrupt: Dispatch 1: The Costliest Ten-Dollar Cat in Texas
    by Bill Cotter
  • April 4, 2008
    Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Places You Should Go in Europe: Zvouros, the Clawed Guardian of the Acropolis
    by Kevin Dolgin
  • September 22, 2006
    An Open Letter to My Cats, Who Are Jealous of My New Baby Daughter and Are Acting Out Now That She Receives All the Attention
    by Eric Heedum
  • July 18, 2006
    Future Garfield Strips, If Garfield Aged at the Normal Feline Rate (Based On Real Life Experiences With a Twentysomething Cat)
    by Andrew and Edward Kirkpatrick
  • May 11, 2006
    David Caruso Scolds His Cat About Its Lackadaisical Litter Box Use
    by Brian Graham
  • April 4, 2006
    An Open Letter to My Cat, Abbie
    by Libby Black
  • September 23, 2005
    Stories About My Puma
    by Meg Favreau
  • August 9, 2005
    An Open Letter to the Cat, Who Pushes Glasses Off the Kitchen Counter While We’re Trying to Sleep
    by Jonelle Seitz and Radford Seitz
  • April 26, 2005
    Translated Thoughts And Questions That Are Running Through A North Korean Refugee’s Mind When He Is Awarded Political Asylum In The United States, Settles Down, Turns On The Television, And The First Thing He Sees Is A Fancy Feast Cat Food Commercial
    by David Aldridge
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