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    A Message of Apology from the Commander of Undersea EnviroDome 25-B
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    A Candiru Issues an Apology From Inside Your Urethra
    by Isaac Rooks
  • August 22, 2008
    A Senator Apologizes for the Pain Caused by His Last Apology
    by Johnny McNulty
  • May 19, 2005
    An Open Letter to the Couple Who Found My Panties in Their Yard Last Summer
    by Sarah Johnson
  • February 25, 2005
    The Collected Apologies of Lawrence H. Summers, President of Harvard
    by Laurence Hughes
  • October 25, 2004
    McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: Regrets
    by Susan Gerhard
  • August 27, 2003
    McSweeney’s Brain Exploder: Long-Distance Song Parody Dedication: “Cherry Pie.”
    by Carlton Doby
  • April 16, 2003
    An Open Letter of Apology to the Country of Iceland
    by Alan Haley
  • March 12, 2001
    Men’s Room Confessions
    by Anthony Jaffe
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