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Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Kapitoil, The Love Song of Jonny Valentine, and Loner.

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    Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Sequentiality
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    Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Enhancement
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    Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Inferiority
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  • November 23, 2009
    Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Brevity
    by Teddy Wayne
  • October 21, 2009
    Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Unity
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  • October 5, 2009
    Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Imitation
    by Teddy Wayne
  • September 18, 2009
    Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Solitude
    by Teddy Wayne
  • September 1, 2009
    Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Precautions
    by Teddy Wayne
  • August 17, 2009
    Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Enticement
    by Teddy Wayne
  • July 23, 2009
    Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Stoicism
    by Teddy Wayne
  • July 9, 2009
    Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Vengeance
    by Teddy Wayne
  • June 23, 2009
    Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Heart
    by Teddy Wayne
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