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Short Imagined Monologues
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March 18, 2016A Youth Soccer Player’s Participation Award Acceptance Speech
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March 1, 2016I Don’t Know How to Tell You This, But I’m Not One of Those Mood-Enhancing Lamps
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February 26, 2016An All-Purpose Oscar Acceptance Speech
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February 23, 2016Oliver Twist Forms a Union
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January 29, 2016Uncle Larry Explains the Logistics of His Primo Fanny Pack
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January 27, 2016The Universally Electable Vice-Presidential Candidate
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December 23, 2015Ted Nugent Reviews A Christmas Story
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December 18, 2015Annie Gives a Corporate Motivational Speech
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December 15, 2015A Presidential Candidate Answers a Question About Raising the Minimum Wage
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December 10, 2015Remove Your Cap and Bow Your Head, For It is I, Secretary of Agriculture Tom Vilsack
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November 20, 2015The Only Thing Stopping Me from Making This Hamburger Helper is a Crippling Fear of Failure
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November 18, 2015As Your Governor, I Will Protect You From Mass Shooters If They Are Syrian