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September 9, 2019Famous Movies Rewritten For Parents of Young Children On Their First Date Night Since Their Youngest Child Entered the Four-Month Sleep Regression
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September 6, 2019More Accurate Baby Shower Games
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September 5, 2019Famous Opening Lines Rewritten for Back-to-School Time
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September 4, 2019Tribute Bands for Conspiracy Theorists
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September 3, 2019Household Preparation for Empty Nesters Ready to Engage In Nonstop Sex
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August 30, 2019More Honest Latin Mottoes For Your Overrated University
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August 29, 2019Back-to-School Supplies For Adjunct Professors
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August 29, 2019Frank Sinatra Songs Updated for the 21st Century
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August 28, 201910 Tips for Selecting Courses Based On Things You Will Write On Your Professors’ Course Evaluations At the End of the Semester
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August 27, 2019The Top 7 Positions Parents of Young Children Don’t Have Sex In
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August 27, 2019Lice Real Estate Listings
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August 23, 2019A Parents’ Guide to Surviving the College Drop-Off