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Tyler Gooch

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Tyler is a writer, comedian, and donut connoisseur living in Southern California.

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    To the Dad Coaching Third Base, Wearing a “Women Want Me, Fish Fear Me” Hat
    by Tyler Gooch
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    An Apology from Snapple Regarding Several Snapple Facts That Went Out Last Year
    by Tyler Gooch
  • September 9, 2024
    A Math Exam, but Obviously Some Stuff Has Happened over the Summer in the Teacher’s Personal Life
    by Tyler Gooch
  • June 20, 2024
    What I Would Do If I Got Off the Roof of This Office Building and Were Elected President
    by Tyler Gooch
  • May 3, 2024
    Feelings and Situations for Which There Should Be a German Word Without an English Equivalent
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  • April 1, 2024
    What to Say When Your Family Opens Your Uncle’s Casket During His Wake and Finds It Empty
    by Tyler Gooch
  • December 20, 2023
    Abbott and Costello and the Grinch Watch a Baseball Game Between the Whos Down in Whoville
    by Tyler Gooch
  • November 28, 2023
    Please Buy Tesla’s Cybertruck, Which Is Cool, Not Stupid
    by Tyler Gooch
  • June 14, 2023
    Please Listen as Dr. Steiner: The Colonoscopy King’s Menu Options Have Changed
    by Tyler Gooch
  • April 4, 2023
    The Little Engine That Could, But Chose Not To
    by Tyler Gooch
  • February 8, 2023
    Who Is the GOAT: Jordan, Lebron, or Pythagoras?
    by Tyler Gooch
  • January 27, 2023
    How to Talk to Your Child about the Second Blippi
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