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Sarah Garb lives with her husband and their two children in California, where she never attempts the Godforsaken Gauntlet of Temptation during a full moon.

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    Yes, Your Toddler Is Gaslighting You
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  • November 17, 2011
    Crate and Barrel Furniture or Character from The Wire?
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  • October 15, 2009
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    Lesser-Known Movie Prequels
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  • August 20, 2003
    McSweeney’s Brain Exploder: Revenge of the Hunt and Peckers
    by Carlton Doby , Megan Peterson, and Sarah Garb
  • September 16, 2002
    Actual and Made-up Adages Used to Promote the Consumption of Pork
    by Sarah Garb and Megan Peterson
  • June 3, 2002
    Signatures Available from Print Shop’s Certificate Maker Program
    by Sarah Garb and Megan Peterson
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