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Mark Rooke

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September 8, 2015

Before We Break for Lunch, Let Me Repeat Everything Already Said at This Meeting at Least Twice

by Mark Rooke
July 8, 2015

Nobel Prize Winner Peter Higgs Regrets Fielding Your Physics-Based Dungeons and Dragons Questions

by Mark Rooke
April 29, 2015

I Wash My Face Like Women in Skin Care Commercials

by Mark Rooke
November 5, 2012

Let’s Illustrate This Important Chemistry Concept Through a Word Problem About My Failing Marriage

by Mark Rooke
January 19, 2012

Effective Immediately, the Entire Northwest Sales Team Will Be Sacrificed to Quetzalcoatl

by Mark Rooke
November 5, 2010

An Open Letter to the Homeless Man Who Witnessed Me Totally Lose It Last Week

by Mark Rooke
July 15, 2010

Ralph Waldo Emerson Disputes the Charges on His Cell Phone Bill

by Mark Rooke

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