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Jennifer Byrne is a writer who lives in New Jersey. Her writing has been published in the New Yorker’s Daily Shouts, The Cut, The Belladonna, and some other places.

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    Cheaters: Emotional Infidelity Unit
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    Off Duty Situations In Which An Officer Of The Law Might Use His Fancy Police Report Jargon To Impress People
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  • February 22, 2007
    New Types of Whisperers Unlikely to Gain a Mainstream Following
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    The End Of My Marriage, Rendered In The Elegant Phraseology Of Celebrities
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