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Hayley DeRoche is a comedian, librarian, and author of HELLO LOVELIES!: A NOVEL.

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  • February 5, 2020
    Baby-Sitters Club Characters, Ranked In Order of How Likely They Are to Start a True Crime Podcast That Preys On White Women’s Fears and Props Up the Prison Industrial Complex
    by Hayley DeRoche
  • December 19, 2019
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  • October 17, 2019
    11 Ways You Are Superior to VSCO Girls
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  • October 11, 2019
    Books You Want Your Child to Buy at the Book Fair and the Books They Are Absolutely Bringing Home Instead
    by Hayley DeRoche
  • September 24, 2019
    How to Nurse Your Goddamn Baby in Public So Bystanders Don’t Complain
    by Hayley DeRoche
  • June 20, 2019
    An Open Letter to Parents Being Harangued to Remember Yet Another Username and Password by Signing Up for the Library Summer Reading Program
    by Hayley DeRoche
  • October 6, 2017
    Six Pillows I Screamed Into After Learning My Preschooler Has to Participate in Active Shooter Intruder Drills
    by Hayley DeRoche
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