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Emily is a writer and video producer based in NYC.

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    I’m the Draft List at This Brewery and No, You Can’t Have a Light Beer
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    As the Author of This Sex Column, I Assure You, I Have Had Sex Before
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    Tweets from the Bath & Body Works Crisis Communications Team in the Year 2030
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  • June 11, 2021
    If I Moved Back to My Hometown, As Envisioned by My Parents
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  • May 10, 2021
    Human Teeth Development Meeting Notes
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  • February 19, 2021
    I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
    by Emily Delaney
  • December 1, 2020
    I’m the 4:30 P.M. Sunset and I’d Like to Clarify a Few Things
    by Emily Delaney
  • November 19, 2020
    A Peek Inside Our 37-Step Hiring Process
    by Emily Delaney
  • October 13, 2020
    The Only Good Films Are the Ones the Internet Has to Explain to You, According to Me, a Guy Who Took One Film Class in College
    by Emily Delaney
  • May 27, 2020
    As If Things Weren’t Bad Enough, You Also Like Sparkling Water Now
    by Emily Delaney
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