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David Henne is a public relations professor and higher ed. content director from Long Island, New York

  • June 25, 2015
    Honey, Let’s Quit Our Day Jobs and Start Up That Little Vape Shop We’ve Always Talked About
    by David Henne
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    We Got Big Plans for You, Newly Discovered Planet
    by David Henne
  • January 12, 2015
    It’s Cash Only at Our Boutique Dinette
    by Dan Young and David Henne
  • October 13, 2014
    Columbus Discovers the Weight Room
    by David Henne
  • March 14, 2014
    Give Me Back My Husband! At Some Point!
    by David Henne
  • January 30, 2014
    I’m Hoarding All My Sick Days for You, Girl
    by David Henne
  • November 14, 2013
    Whatever Generation We’re Discussing Had All the Breaks!
    by David Henne
  • November 6, 2013
    Honest LinkedIn Updates
    by David Henne
  • April 18, 2012
    Lesser-Known Chekhovian Techniques
    by David Henne
  • April 5, 2012
    On Wii Sports in Springtime
    by David Henne
  • October 6, 2011
    Stopping By Woods On a Bro-y Evening
    by David Henne
  • October 3, 2011
    I Am the Actor Appearing in Nearly Every Commercial This Year
    by David Henne
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